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May 08, 2009

Obama 5:7-8

In the days that followed the hundred, the Messiah went here and there spreading the good news. In his travels he spake unto the multitudes and he did say, "I will bring down the high and uplift the low, I will mend the sick, give rest to the weary, and bring peace to the lands. I will give sustenance to those who toil for my sake and smite those who stand against me."

The crowd murmured, wondering how one man could bring such miracles. Sensing their disquiet, The Messiah spake unto them again, "My children, let not your hearts be troubled, for you shall not bear the burden of my great works. They who worshiped the false gods and reaped the harvests of your labor shall pay for their iniquity. The sum of their greed shall kindle my vengeance. Their edifices, monuments, and institutions shall be rebuilt in my image and any who resist shall be consumed as tinder in a wildfire. Yea my children, tell thy bretheren that I am the Light and any who turn away shall be set upon as locusts to a field."

Thus endeth today's reading.

May 08, 2009 in Current Affairs, Politics, Random Stuff, Religion, Snark | Permalink

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